Last to Go
 Things not necessarily funny
 will stick in the memory, like recipes
 for success, or how one once stood up
 laughing, happy, a chip off the old block;
 and I too, some days, rise, the applause
 of the dying committee still ringing in my ears,
 addressing absent friends, and those present,
 for better or for worse, the tears now pouring
 openly down my ravaged face. It’s as if
 our spirits merge, and the collection plates are
 overflowing into the last few minutes
 of the time remaining, as unknown guests
 prowl through the empty bedrooms searching
 for the stoles, fur hats and winter coats
 they deposited somewhere earlier in the evening.
Christmas
 I very much enjoyed your latest book I lied having
 NOT read it. Hurrah! We’re all of us bright as chickens
 As if Jack liked Chrissie and Chrissie liked Jack.
 Ah, we had a good season, then, we drew all five fixtures!
 For Christmas, I asked my mother to knit me a tie
 To go with my tunic. No! she snapped,
 Go out and buy one. So off I samba –
 When it was Sunday and all the shops were shut –
 The streets are full enough though and there are
 Some fine ankles showing through – my fertile imagination! –
 I see mini-skirts where others see only galoshes,
 I can count all my exes at the bus stop
 All over with tinsel, polluting the atmosphere with
 Their dirty breaths. It is lunchtime
 So I hail a friend munching a pastrami sandwich –
 He spotted me and then he lay flat in the snow.
 ‘Stop playing hookey,’ I yelled, ‘You’re grown up now!’
 Then I thought – but what if something is really wrong?
 I screeched to a halt beside his head
 The snow spooning up into my sandals, and I shouted
 ‘Get up, Jake,’ and I toed him. Any moment
 I expect him to grab me playfully by the ankle,
 I quite liked the idea of a tussle in the Christmas snow
 On Main St. He didn’t budge though.
 Only the yellow stains of the mustard from his sandwich drooled
 Scenting the crisp air. ‘Ah, come on Jake,
 You think this a rodeo?’ I whisper to him,
 ‘Why not get up?’ And I threaten him with
 The police, arrest, his sister in tears on the phone.
 And I poured hot coffee down his throat, murmuring
 ‘But it’s the season of Goodwill, no one plays for keeps
 Over Christmas.’ What kept him down there,
 Face in the slush, people must’ve seen him eating
 Pastrami sandwiches before?
                                               Apparently not. I waited
 All afternoon by him, chain-smoking his Camels,
 And then I watched his feet disappear into the ambulance
 That arrived after dark. I stamped his damp sandwich
 Back into the snow. People, I thought,
 Will find this when the thaw sets in
 And wonder about it, shopping or on their way to work,
 Birds like sparrows will nibble the sesame seeds
 And wish it were Pumpernickel,
 It will liven up their Easter.
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