A Deletion
Don Paterson, 8 May 1997
“... Ruth, I can’t believe none of them knew; on the other hand, it’d only take a few to -ectomise it from the lexicon – and what brave soul’d report that it had gone? (Lady: ‘I was pleased to note the lack of filthy words in your most admirable work.’ Dr Johnson: ‘Yes, indeed Madame; I’m pleased you took the time to hunt for them.’) More likely, surely, that they would have missed that selfish little organ off the list in pure spite: let us try to picture him, the lovelorn wretch in the scriptorium, sobbing in bed, wanking in the cloisters, all his sour hours, days and weeks spent counting his disappointments like a paternoster, or like the fading optimist, his bar-bill mounting with the broken shells of all his pearlless oysters ... ”