After the olivine waves of Marina di Torre del Lago,
 we drive between colonnades of umbrella pines …
 It is 7:30 p.m. and the midsummer sun has just descended
 below the treeline … Lorenzo laments that the days
 are getting shorter now. I think this is premature.
 By our separate doors we leave the Fiat together. 
 The roadside broom and bluets seem to go together,
 but past the threshold of the estate nothing is allowed to go
 to picturesque ruin, and nothing runs riot. Mature
 magnolias line the long approach to the villa, spines
 of stiff-leaved groundcover bristle; it’s hardly paradise,
 but I follow the gravel path to the single palm descended 
 from its paradisiacal prototype … The yard is scented
 with thyme, and classical music as if from the ether
 sounds from a distance; speakers might have risen to a dais,
 but now there are speakers in the trees! Not long ago,
 I would have been enchanted; yet even as one who pines
 for the absolute, I don’t want to make a premature 
 assessment of the villa’s charms before I make a tour
 of its offerings. It faces us as a goddess who condescended,
 once upon a time, to face the photographers. Lorenzo opines
 that Puccini was always hunting something, with either
 rifles or leitmotif … Eventually we pass – Prego! –
 through a portal, our uneasy little pas de deux 
 crumbling as we transition in a kind of sultry daze
 from the vacant frontage with its orchestral imprimatur
 to a backyard soundstage, a top-forty number and a gogo
 troupe of girls dancing in synch. Mothers have descended
 on the place with aunties, nanas, sparsely seated together
 in rows of ordinary folding chairs hard on lower spines. 
 Lorenzo is galvanised by the sight. He pines
 for something less abstract – where are the does
 of yesteryear? … I wander off, aware of being thrust together
 under artificial conditions. I’m bored with this amateur
 production … It is an ennui so blank and open-ended,
 it derives more from film and poetry than ego. 
 Ergo the pines, descended into premature darkness
 under a spot of smelted apricot in the west. We bid adieux
 together to swanhead spigots. And a wall of fig leaves … 
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