Red-eyed and flinching, Flavius
 was applying a depilatory paste
 of ivy gum and crushed centipede
 to little effect. The sudden silence meant
 they were waiting for that smooth-cheeked
 decemvir to swivel his thumb
 over in the arena. Brats of empire
 – they’d think the world revolved around them
 if they thought the world revolved
 which of course it doesn’t. It stays put
 or gets worse like this heat. A plague
 of copulating crystal-winged flies
 alights indifferently on plates of meat,
 on fruit, on us – a sign of thunder or just
 more heat. A sated roar comes from the stalls.
 Wild beasts are all the rage in Rome
 and here too we import somnolent crocodiles
 that only strike when the prisoner’s goaded
 within three steps of their jaws;
 and a great ape that can tear men apart.
 My friend Smynthius, aptly named
 after the god of plagues, has had his walls
 turned into an entire menagerie
 by a Greek dauber with a taste for narrative.
 But waiting for war all narrative
 has forsaken us: as if these workouts
 were reason enough for our existence
 or at least provided one for strigils.
 I claim the word’s derived from stryx, the owl,
 from the shape of the owl’s claw, but Smynthius
 calls that spurious etymology and says
 the two words are unrelated and the only
 animals involved at all are bees
 who have barbed legs to clean their antennae.
 Basted in oil and sweat, we think our health
 may be all the claws and antennae we need.
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