Open your mouths! Dinna keep them shut like a row of clams!
But use them for shouting and for downing wee drams!
For Stephen Hendry, the Pride of Scotland, has beaten that bounder,
That horrible Thatcherite Sassenach wi’ a face like a flounder!
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