He taught me to say ‘blacks’ without blenching.
 At his party I was the only white
 but did my waspish best not to notice.
 Though a student in my Freshman class,
 he was seasoned. He showed me a thing or two.
 ‘You press this button and look
 the antenna goes up,’ taking me for a ride
 in his brand-new sports car which flew
 along Skyline Boulevard. I bought his old car;
 it looked like nothing on earth:
 ‘I’ve got to sell it quick
 for the down payment on my new machine.
 By the way, you’ll need this form,’
 and he signs his wife’s name.
 Next day she phones: ‘I want my car back, see’.
 I blink and don’t see. A week later:
 ‘Keep it. I don’t care, now I’m shot of him.
 Know what he said? – “Well, if you wanna send
 Gareth to jail, receiver of stolen ...” ’
 and it all comes out:
 ‘He ain’t what you’d call a family man.
 Forgot about our baby once and it fell downstairs.
 I told him he was kinda careless. He agreed.
 Rented himself a love-nest on campus
 and used my name as security –
 ‘Story of my life. Fell for him over and over.
 After all, he’s charmin, you’d agree.
 He even nicked some frat rat’s tie-pin
 to prove he’d been to college. So we married.
 Now I’m paying for the whole of his damn
                                                             education.’
 Me lamely: ‘At least he’s made the best of it.
 I mean the essays he did me were, well, rather
                                                                  good.’
 ‘Yeah, and you wanna know who wrote them?
 Love works in a mysterious way,
 as you would say.
 ‘Anyway,’ she ends, ‘it’s a fine auto.
 May look a wreck but it sure goes.
 It’ll get you all the way back to lil ol Englan.’
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