A Life-Exam
Robert Crawford, 6 June 1996
“... Answer truthfully from your own heart: 1. Rewrite The Waste Land using only English words of one syllable. 2. Rearrange the entire Bible into two columns, one headed KNOWLEDGE, the other WISDOM. 3. How many women did Henry VIII fancy, apart from his wives? 4. Make one of the following dramatic entrances: Natural, Caesarian, Episiotomy. 5. While breathing regularly, count up your limbs and cry ... ”