Secrets are best kept by those who have no sense of humour
Alan Bennett: Why I turned down ‘Big Brother’, 2 January 2003
“... tape over every offending apostrophe. My contradictory husband, who is sometimes known in his field as Write-it-Wrong Elbow, liberated a few of the apostrophes by pulling off the adhesive tape. 13 January. The canonisation of Dame Iris proceeds apace and the BBC are now preparing to show on Omnibus extracts from a video taken from an interview carried ... ”